I'M AMAZING SO SHUT UP AND FOLLOW ME ALREADY.
Lizzie Peoples • 16
Kim Jong Un Would Really Hate For You To Watch This, Which Is Exactly Why You Should
so fucking moving
I got chills
holy shit
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youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion:
wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs
also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
Wear a wig.
Contact lenses .
Change your accent .
Change Hand when writing .
Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa .
Contour the hell outta your face.Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.
Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away
Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the showY'all suspect af😂
*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*
Make sure you set up a solid alibi
Pay for everything in cashOr, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police
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me at night: | tomorrow i'm gonna wake up early and start with a run and then i'm gonna go over my notes and drink a super healthy protein shake and eat fruit and work on ME i'm gonna dress so nice and be extra kind and study hard tomorrow i am gonna OWN this :) |
me in the morning: | no. |
all these bands are having so much drama and ed sheeran’s just
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